The Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office says they responded to a home on Lynette Drive in the West Monroe area after getting a call from a man who said he had been attacked with an axe. The man claimed someone “stabbed” him in the head with the bladed weapon.
When deputies arrived, they found the caller, Michael L. Auttenberry, at his front door cursing at people who were “obviously not there”. Deputies say the man was not calm and cursing at them too, so they placed him in handcuffs for their safety. Upon looking Auttenberry over, they say, they found no indication that he had actually been hit in the head with an axe.
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Woah! Its been awhile since ghosts have surfaced, I thought that Ghostbusters had terminated all of them but I guess they are BACK and this time doing meth **Meth can make you feel gooooDddd*. Even worse, this ghost apparently was wielding an AXE. At first I thought it might have been Axe Body spray but there was no indication of hot babes drawn to this man. Luckily this axe was of the bladed weapon variety which is not as common for deadly assault in this country as AR-15’s are more convenient to purchase.
When asked about the meth, deputies say Auttenberrfy told them that intruders or a ghost planted the meth.
I wanted to lmao at the above but it could be a major mistake on my part to discount the fact he might be telling the truth. I’ve got a few ideas on who this ghost might be. My first inclination is I haven’t heard from Casper in quite some time but I remember Casper being the Friendly Ghost? I don’t trust most ghosts in general because the last time I did a Ouigi Board he told me I was fat which I felt was unfair because it was dark and he couldn’t see my entire body. Anyway I made a quick mockup of what meth-infused-Casper *could* look like these days with an axe that is allegedly beating his victim.
Let’s remember that Casper the ghost is white and thus innocent until proven guilty. And this situation doesn’t seem very likely as Casper usually prefers hanging out with children in the dark. Also it sounds like he was on meth.
