Playing video games has morphed into some sort of organic estrogen repellant for many females (shoutout to the females). Why are guys who play video games not worthy of female attention? I find this very UNFAIR and Sad!
Video games are not just something that 450lb guys play in the dark. I mean, they are playing too, but I’m saying there are others. For instance, I’m a super hot dude but I love XBox. As a female, you should see an opportunity here that other ladies are not seeing. Here are some benefits of settling down with a dude who plays video games.
Advantage 1: Quick Reflexes
What if you are making a PB & J sandwich and you knock the jelly jar off the table. If you had a dude with quick reflexes nearby, he would probably catch it before it hits the ground. This will save you probably $4.99 for a jar of jelly. Can’t put a price tag on that.
Advantage 2: He’s probably not going to cheat on you
Think your friends or other gals will be interested? No way! If you’re gaming all day you don’t have time to text side chicks. Lets face it ladies (shoutout to the ladies), you can be self-conscious around a group of other females in a social setting (shoutout to the females in social settings). What better way to repel these chicks from your man by equipping him with a World of Warcraft costume at your next group dinner or wedding?
Advantage 3: Knows how to interact with kids
Most online opponents are kids! They’re usually little shits too. He’ll know how to verbally abuse any kids that smart-off to you in the future. #DadSkills
I hope this has helped. Power to the player.
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