Wedding Email to Her Fiance from a Wealthy Bridezilla

From: Katherine McRich [mailto:kitty_kat5645@aol.com]
Sent: Friday, August 9, 2017 4:13 PM
To: John Bendover <john@wealth.com>
Subject: Wedding List (Pt. 1)

Hey Babe, here’s my initial list for wedding. Can you have by Monday? Also don’t forget about building the porch in the backyard this weekend too :).

xoxo – Kat

WEDDING TO-DO’S (PHASE 1)

• 1. When you walk into the reception there is fake snow, but instead of fake snow it’s $100 bills
  2. We need to glide in on pelicans of some sort into the ceremony.
  3. Or what about pterodactyls? Check on both.
  4. There’s a fountain but instead of water coming out it’s $100 bills
  5. Hide Golden tickets into the drinks to win a tour through a diamond store (like Willy Wonka but it’s all diamonds and the kids don’t turn blue and die, etc.)
  6. Giraffes as bartenders? Will need to check on bowties.
  7. When we leave reception, no sparklers etc. Rocket launchers but not as dangerous
  8. Look into the magic carpet from Aladdin to float away on.
  9. Check availability of the Genie from Aladdin.
  10. Somebody COOL like Maroon 5 or Train to perform. On a stage made up of $100 bills : ) : )