Gear

We’re currently workshopping some ideas of products that we can sell to you to make money. We’re going to start with small products I think. Then we can buy more, bigger crap and then sell that to you, too.

Product Idea 1: Notoriously Fresh “Retainers”

Sorry Paul Wall, but “grills” are so 2006. The new wave should be retainers. You’ll be the envy of your friends with a cool Notoriously Fresh-branded retainer. Might be kind of cool if it stains your tongue with our logo for marketing purposes, will check into that.

Funny Blog Website Post on Retainers

We could do product extensions. Custom colors, sizes, and more! What color is YOUR fave?

Retainer Picture on a Funny Websites with Post

Product Idea 2: Pony -Tail Attachments

So you finally make the EXCELLENT decision to grow out a pony-tail. However, you might not be able to wait since you’re giddy with excitement to get started on the numerous benefits of growing one out!? This is where our pony-tail extensions would come in handy. Simply clip on to the base of your head. Whachu think?

More Ideas Coming