Its about to be wedding season my bebs. As we approach this season, we’re breaking down a handful of suggestions.
Today, I’ve got I’ve got some great tips for all the Team LoneLee guys out there!
- Getting hilariously drunk helps ease the pain you’re alone.
- The bride is technically single walking down the aisle. Give it one more shot!
- Gifts are optional. I mean you’re there, aren’t u?
- Unless explicitly stated in your invite, the ceremony and reception are tobacco-friendly.
- Bridesmaids are usually more desperate if you need a favor or need someone to take advantage of emotionally.
- Have you given a toast yet? Great way to get some attention!
- If you ain’t sweatin, you ain’t dancin!
- Dance with old women and kids like Wedding Crashers.
- Quote things from Wedding Crashers to bridesmaids a lot.
- Become “best friends” with the bartender and then tell everyone how the bartender is your “best friend.”
- Die Alone
Good luck my sweet princes.
